The time for relaxing with Snowballs in hand and handkerchieves on head is over, as fiesta season recommences tonight in Barnawood. With the moon in Virgo, or something, who better to present our get-down than one time World’s Most Famous Intact Hymen and now Operating Zetan Level OT2 brainwash fodder Katie Holmes.
With her modest bosom and cheeky cheeks comes a night of disco meltdown. 7″ veteran Roger C brings the pain early doors, before I jump on for you and yours. Stealing the show with be Sunny Graves aka Jahbitat.
The night comes with a policy of everyone wear masks and no-one ask questions, and the venue is a curious art-space beneath a porn studio. Drinks will be cheap and plentiful.
To get your mind ready I gelled some tracks together here: